Cross my heart, smack me dead, put a lobster on my head

An easy tenant to live by would be a good neighbor.
An easy tenet to live by is a simple guiding principle.

Or would that just be pissimistic?

I think it’s Aussie?

Septic tank. Rhymes with Yank.

Where?

i forgor 💀

Thanks, Obama

Girlfriend’s age?

My IQ?

Don’t play me, pls

That’s heavy.

This is fuckin’ brilliant. A picture worth a thousand mutilated words.

Oh, dip!

Ohh, well played

Sounds like living in an NFT. Non-Fungible Apartment?

*golf clap*

IV?

🎵 When the jaws open wide
And there’s more jaws inside
That’s a moray 🎵

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?