Firefox Relay has phone masks. I don’t know if they actually work though. I never had a need to try them.

https://relay.firefox.com/

Normally I would agree with you. But some of these comments here are dark humor gold, so I’m conflicted.

Sorry…

Anyone have a link to the image that isn’t hosted on Imgur? Maybe using catbox.moe? Imgur blocks my VPN.

Jokes on you! I use a Firefox extension that spoofs my browser profile. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/chameleon-ext/

The Wall Street Journal is just shitposting for rich people.

It spouts convincing sounding bullshit and hopes you don’t call it out. It’s actually surprisingly human in that regard.

Oh great, Silicon Valley’s AI is just an overconfident intern!

The only thing I remember about Neuralink is that Elon reportedly fathered twins with one of the executives.

https://techcrunch.com/2022/07/06/things-get-messy-for-elon-musk-with-report-about-new-twins-he-shares-with-neuralink-exec/

https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/07/tech/elon-musk-twins-shivon-zilis-neuralink/index.html

https://nypost.com/2022/07/07/elon-musk-confirms-twins-with-neuralink-exec-shivon-zilis/

https://nypost.com/2022/08/26/elon-musk-and-shivon-zilis-conceived-twins-through-ivf-report/

Use Bypass Paywalls Clean to get past most news site paywalls.

Bypass Paywalls Clean for Firefox: https://gitlab.com/magnolia1234/bypass-paywalls-firefox-clean

Bypass Paywalls Clean for Chrome: https://gitlab.com/magnolia1234/bypass-paywalls-chrome-clean

Personally, I use Firefox and setup a new profile specifically for this extension and use Multi-Account Containers for each news site and uBlock Origin, too.

https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/profile-manager-create-remove-switch-firefox-profiles

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/multi-account-containers/

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/ublock-origin/