Well, in 4th grade, I would have gone with Bush. I’ve deviated quite far from that.

voting is wiping your ass. yeah, it’s not all that needs to happen, but it’s still important.

they’re trying to prevent you from voting.

he’s above the law because he will not experience legal consequences.

Doesn’t have to make sense. Just has to fit a narrative.

if he loses. The only poll that matters is on election day.

hi im an orca

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a milkshake is a good guy with a milkshake.

Hottest so far.

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This users left Reddit but Reddit never left the users.

The Ron Paul excuse.

More like thin yellow line

Unironically, if we had 376 armed drag queens and furries instead, not nearly as many children would have died.

No, it’s also bad when Rush Limbaugh and Ted Nugent do it.

Which would be fine if said draft dodger wasn’t a chickenhawk.