From a non-american’s perspective this question is just baffling.

Is high-school that bad of an experience for you guys? Where I come from that’s one of the best times in your life, when you get to hang out with friends and have little responsibility, etc.

About homelessness, that’s another crazy one. People need to have a home and need friends and human interaction. Sleeping in your car without ever interacting with anyone is not a way of life.

Others have also mentioned that prison without people is solitary confinement and that is known to literally drive people mad.

Yeah, sorry but this one is just counterproductive. Guys just don’t give a fuck. No one is going around “ooh, what if I pretend I can’t do this task so she then has to do it”. That’s just patriarchy and gender roles for you. Maybe try to have a conversation about the subject of chores without sticking the “you’re evil” tag on the other person. Well, for anything in life really. Also mental load is there for anyone, I see no point in bringing it up in this context. The dudes have to deal with a fair share of mental load as well, specially with all the emotional neglect and immaturity.

I just block everything that has the words “news” or “meme” in them. That already avoids you 90% of bad news and disgrace.

In the face of “endless sins”, knees buckling seems like a pretty mild punishment. Count me in.

Option 3, final answer.

Good, I already don’t answer the phone anyway.

Yeah and scaring the shit out of grandpa doesn’t alter the timeline, as you know.

Mate, just make sure you’re not getting into trouble with all that positive thinking, ok? Take care.