If you just wait long enough those fish turn into mammals and go back in the water on their own.

This is why I don’t believe the polls.

I occasionally harness fire. Does that count?

It is almost as if it would be better to have actual primaries rather than the DNC choose the nominee. But apparently 2016 taught them nothing.

These comments are hilarious. All y’all arguing about third parties being spoilers. I can’t believe anyone bothers to vote. If we could change anything by voting they wouldn’t let us do it.

They made at least one “southern fantasy” show, it was called Man in the High Castle based on work by American fantasy writer Phillip K Dick.

I don’t think there are any really.

Took longer than I thought it would.

I’m surprised they haven’t used phosphorus on Gaza yet.

Does anyone remember a SNL parody of this commercial? I remember them using the same ELO song but can’t remember anything else about it.