insufferableninja

the neighbor is a squib, not a muggle

Stop saying that!

cleaning it before it becomes a problem is how you keep it from becoming a problem

I’ll buy a new calendar

like how all cats are girls and all dogs are boys?

older millennial, checking in.

I’ve been hearing since the 90s that social security would be bankrupt by the time I’m eligible for it, so i haven’t included it in my retirement calculations at all.

maybe I’m out of the loop, but when did people start using “unserious”?

now we’re talking

i dunno friend, purity tastes sound pretty fun to me