Signs and twister were pretty terrible for a kid when you grow up surrounded by corn fields.

Excellent. My insurance provider donates to shitty Republicans and I have zero choice to switch companies.

Gender neutral private bathrooms? Sure Gender neutral community bathrooms? I’m a little uneasy. As a small female, the thought of being in a semi-private area with just any guy gives me the chills. Trans people can share my bathroom, but I’d rather keep the other dudes away please.

I have a Panera in the hospital I work at, so I’m a frequent customer. Before the first death, all the caffeinated juices had a sign above them saying “charged” and were next to the regular juice. But after the death, they moved all caffeinated juice behind the counter so an employee has to fill it for you. And when you order it on the app or kiosk, there is a huge warning banner telling you about the caffeine content. It’s pretty obvious what you’re getting yourself into imo. I’m a little caffeine sensitive myself, so I request that my lemonade only be filled halfway then I fill the rest with water.

Ah, the Midwest goodbye. Also appropriate is a “whelp, I suppose.”