Just go with Blart Blimpson after Paul Blart.

Spoopy poopy

He’d still set her on fire and watch her die if it meant returning to power and avoiding prison.

You don’t need someone like Sean Hannity moderating. Especially when you claim you won. The answer to that is OK, how about we do the thing you claim you won again?

They’ve been proud of their cartoon candidates since Palin.

Fine, over 9 years of science. Better?

Tim Walz seems to do it right.

The safe method for a generator is a transfer switch. With that cable you make your circuit breaker useless and could also send power back out to the street and harm someone working on the problem.

Fetterman has tattoos.

Exactly, he can’t afford indoor venues and he’ll only get a thousand or so once it’s at a location that charges parking. Gotta be cheap to produce and free to attend or it’ll be empty.

I’m red/green and cannot read it. What’s it say?

From what I understand, they Skibidi in toilets now.

Finally getting his revenge for what the animal Blundetto did to his kid brother Billy.

Nobody doubts she killed a dog, they’re asking for proof on the Kim thing.

Two days without his orange makeup and combover kit and he’d probably lose it.