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Oh it’s… wait shit I’m dumb how dare you

Hope you’re okay bud. If you ever need an outlet treat my inbox like a punching bag. Someone out here cares about you, even when you feel like nobody does (been there) 💙

Actual sir spotted

Bring out the Yorkshire Gold blend!

I haven’t set foot in a public pool since I learned that chlorine doesn’t have a smell, and that public pool “chlorine” smell is actually chloramines - made from the chlorine in the pool reacting with ammonia in urine.

Avoiding the shark is just an added bonus

Q: why? Is August 19th yet another supposed apocalypse I’ve mysteriously survived through? 'Cos tbh as a millennial I’m tired of these, there’s been so many

31 and love Limp Bizkit. Though I’m also a poster child for “it never was a phase, mom” (still listen to emo music + am still as gay as I was in the early 2000s)

…to clarify not implying that Limp Bizkit is emo, it just happened (happily) to be included in the music I was listening to at the time

It starts with the basics; piracy, cp, etc. Then it becomes whatever the highest-paying corporation wants to censor. Opposing political views? Check. Anything pro-free thinking? Check. There’s no end to this, so we have to head it off at the pass. If corporations own the Web, we have lost (and we’re shamefully close to that reality…)

The traffic lights are on the pole, but the pole is only there to hold the traffic lights up so it doesn’t count. The black box that contains the traffic lights does, though, even though by itself it can’t be considered “traffic lights”. Idk maybe I’m an AI

Yeah. If it was possible to pirate food I wouldn’t feel so bad about being so poor

Not to mention the comparison between watching a movie at home, where you know it will be silent, versus the risk of having at least one (but often more) groups of people who will not shut the fuck up the whole time.

Same boat as you. When LastPass implemented their “subscribe to use on more than 1 device” policy I noped the fuck out of there so fast. Should’ve been on Bitwarden all along