Exactly. Bears are perfectly safe

The real romance story is always in the comments.

“Women in China” ≠ One user on the Chinese social media platform Xiaohongshu

Old phones stay hydrated.

I AM A SURGEON DOCTOR HAN.

Where’s the beef?!

macro imagine

what about micro pene?

Beans, bean, the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot, So eat your beans and have a good meal, And remember to fart after every meal.

That’s my regional variation.

Being Canadian is, like, a state of mind, eh. Welcome

Greetings shitlords, fellow Canadians.