friedtofu

Musk’s gon’ bill it to ya

Tired of tweeting for free? X’s gonna monetize ya

Tap tap, open up the app, it’s free…

With the non-stop, cash grab of premium fees

Riding rockets, now he’s starbound and sold

But he got such a grand scheme

That’ll make a tweeter wonder if he’s been memed

Damn right, and he’ll charge you again, 'cause he’s Elon, so hes gots to win

Tweet battles with the freemium, but no matter how many cats he boxes with, he’ll profit on your scene and win