The Alucard module

Leave the living room at once. It knows you’re there.

???

When you see some bars or a broken door that you could very easily crouch or sidle through

Yeah, Pursuer is pretty good besides the grab. Like the Silver Knights, they’re not hard once you stop being intimidated and pay attention, but that’s good for an early boss, isn’t it?

I praise DS2 for going in a slightly different direction than “DS1 cycle forever, nothing matters”. Also, somehow, Elden Ring had worse balance and bosses than DS2.

And Jesus is an incarnation/aspect of God (at least in the version I’m most familiar with), right? It’s some kinda bizarre circle

Remember when they got rid of Jeeves?

In the US? I only work full time because of the constant threat of death if I don’t.

Still not “jiff”. I’m not a coward.

And in this scenario, they are capable of spreading this knowledge to everyone, but choose not to, and allow or even directly cause people to be damned.

Good bot

https://youtu.be/TdIRrmNN_CQ https://youtu.be/cZH_jDIjWV4

Like, I don’t worship the man, but this reeks of propaganda.

What’s with all the anti-Marx stuff lately?

If I must kill 1 person or cause even more death, I suppose I’d kill the person responsible for this scenario.

Why be gruesome when you can efficiently remove the threat?

It’s an argument made in bad faith and/or ignorance caused by same.

They’ve already used one CEO as a fall guy (er… fall gal). Not that I’m a fan, but do we really think spez is the one person in charge of all the stuff going down?

What’s the deal with the edit? Was that you, OP?