Doge members, including Airbnb co-founder, aired their vision for federal government to be ‘Apple Store-like’

I want to Luigi them all, it’s hard to know where to start. Capitalism is commodifying existence into a progressively-restrictive slavery. Defenders say the market course-corrects, but greed is always going to be the piece of the democratic Jenga tower back down to authoritarianism.

Glad to make your acquaintance and I hope my presence has brought some joy to your day so as to offset the points lost from the ant I stepped on this morning.

Ok, fine, libertarians, you won. I don’t have to pay my taxes now, right?

If I were religious I would absolutely think Trump is the Antichrist.

“BACK IN MY DAY” “WHAT IS WITH TODAY’S MUSIC?” “HELP ME TURN ON THE COMPUTER.”

Stop! Stop! They’re overwhelming us!!

This for-profit social platform will be different guys!

I’ve seen this movie. Don’t the plants kill them?

Startup idea: OkCupid but for communes. Matchmake a commune of people together. Can chunks of society go on without these management leeches?

Cool. Another blatant bribery case that nothing will be done about because he’s above the law.

Ok, I might as well do something worth being sent to prison for before I’m sent there.

Who was Mario’s brother?

I know, right? It’s like stretching my legs here in first class being able to say how much I really hate that fucking guy.

That fucking face. Please die already old man.

Um, Cade: The Tortured Crossing? It’s like you’ve never heard of Neil Breen.

It’s made the migration from Reddit as smooth as butter. It’s like I never left.

Yeah Oolong’s my jam. I just wish I knew an admirable character that liked Oolong.

Podcast app for Means Morning News. Community radio apps for their stations (I’m in Portland).

I’ve heard the climate crisis isn’t helping. More carbon dioxide in the air, the less we think good.

Why are there obituaries in the obituaries column?

Customize your feed and/or block whatever you want to filter it, buddy. There’s a Reddit exodus because of American-centered events, so you’re going to see American-centric news and Reddit-bashing stories in some default feeds for a bit. Filter it out and move on.

At this point it feels like they were only ever there to give the illusion of choice.

I knew things were looking too optimistic.