codybrumfield@kbin.socialtoTechnology@kbin.social•U.S., FBI Hoovering Up DNA at a Pace That Rivals China, Holds 21 Million Samples and Counting
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1 year agoThe FBI would never have anything to do with the word Hoover.
The FBI would never have anything to do with the word Hoover.
Seersucker suits and a good handkerchief. And you should say, “Heavens, it’s warm today.” and sup juleps.
I’m starting to think that ayatollah guy isn’t on the up and up. Been smoking those left-handed cigarettes if you ask me.
We should probably never underestimate some people’s addiction to clout.
I don’t think Texas should be allowed to use hamster wheels for critical electricity generation anymore. Hamsters die way too often. And while we’re at it, we should ban adults from wearing cowboy costumes until we figure out if they’re groomers or actual cowboys. Kids won’t be safe until they know which adults have ponies and which are just pretending and up to no good.
Cars might be the worst product category, full stop. They should reintroduce Truckasauruses to the wild so we can have walkable cities again. (Like when Yellowstone reintroduced wolves and everything got better.)