Huge. Oh… Did u guys see the capybara?

Dante’s Inferno: Beatrice A XXX Parody

Hahaha… So sad…

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You mean “Lenovo releases new 5G mid-range smartphone with 125 W charging and 144 Hz OLED display under the Motorola brand”?

You should sexually harrass your colleagues, mate. Not cool.

Not incorrect, Jeff Bezos is working fewer than 4 days a week and fewer than 8 hours on a workday.

Well, this is not a US problem or a prison problem. It’s fundamentally a problem where you don’t pay your mortgage. If you decide to go to the international space station for 2 years and not pay your mortgage during that time, you will get your house foreclosed.

Pay your mortgage and if you are not able to do it yourself, get someone to do it for you.

“His belief was wrong, but it was sincere,”

Haha. I love his attorney. I will use the same excuse when I stab my neighbor in the eye.

Retirement. Queued up for 32 years and still unable to get to it.

What about the salmon and the halibut? :-D

Question: if I have an bitlocker encrypted SSD in a modern computer with embedded TPM, can I move this SSD to an old computer with external TPM to sniff the cod this way? Be gentle. I am dumb. Thanks.

Totally imagine this happening in the courtroom. https://youtu.be/gYzfTHO9tkY?si=4ePcDXWSah5mH-6D

You spelt TV wrong.

You had a Samsung which runs Tizen? No wonder it sucks.

Bone!!! :-(

Are u typing this comment in your Firefox browser running in Arch? If not, you should…

I believe this. ☝️

Since 2014 huh?

Nice macro photo. What is your phone model and do you have the link or details to the added lens? Thanks.

Sync for Lemmy. Because I was used to Sync since the old days at the old social network.