‘Heaven is a place in Earth’ was, in fact, released in 1987 by Belinda Carlisle.

Fueled by cheap Big Mac’s, no doubt, though the song neglects to mention them.

I love that in Fallout one of the crafting materials you get from breaking down cigarettes is asbestos. Its not true of course, at least I don’t think so…

How have I never known this‽

Settle down child, and let me tell you the tale of Ron Burgundy…

How do they work?!

I’m unrelated news, public transportation simulator sales have spiked 175% since 2011.

I called out a form and one of the options was for diet. The choices were:

Omnivore, Vegetarian, Vogon.

My mom held on to just about everything, but for rid of all my early 90s GI Joe’s and my stack of big box computer games.

My poor poor Sierra collection fine to the charity shop once I moved out.

You haven’t met my mother’s Siamese. The cross eyed bastard will scratch around in the box, line up, and spray all over the wall/floor outside of the box.

I had a roommate that asked me for ideas for a tattoo and I told him to just get ‘Chinese Symbols’ written in all caps on him.

The amazing bastard did it.

You know they are sending thousands of bottles of whatever flavor didn’t test well that has been sitting in a warehouse, too.

What if we sold the solar panels and heat pumps on a subscription model? Then the corpos wouldn’t have to worry about building new inland docks for their yachts AND they could continue to bleed is dry! /S

Maybe someone could give me an update since I haven’t worn my tinfoil hat in a while, but wasn’t Gates buying up land along the Mississippi that will be prime farming land someday once climate change has progressed far enough?

Place your digits within the aether if’n thoust verily gamesman.

Nobody ever gave me something to break, that’s my problem.

So its all YOUR fault! GETTIM

When I went to my first Riot Fest I looked around and was like, “Damn, did they shut down the punk rock retirement home?”

Then I realized I had just turned 31 and couldn’t trust myself any more.

The break reminder is just a legal obligation, they can still give you the stink eye when you say you’re taking a break and brag about how long they’ve worked without a break.

As a child of the 80s and former smoker, I actually find the lingering smell of cigarettes in a smoking room super comforting, to the point that if a hotel has a smoking room option I take it.

You can tell you did a good job if an ethereal slide whistle plays as you do this.