Got his milkshake drunk

I also choose this dead guy’s führer

Could be:

-the victim of racism
-a terminal narcissist
-very neurodivergent and not picking up social cues obvious to most
-sociopathically omitting context like “btw I was caught with albums of pictures of neighborhood kids”
-having been falsely accused of the previous one, but then failing to recognize that as an explanation

So… they’re going to make us all billionaires?

YES. THEY WILL. You will not have a billion dollars, but they will make you a billionaire!

Upvote for a quality zoo exhibit

I was thinking the OC could’ve (should’ve) started some shit by putting them in order by distance from the sun as they are now, except for putting Saturn before Mercury. And then enjoy the hand wringing.

The 1989 logo - as a kid I could not see the bat in the negative space. The movie, the toys, all of it; I just accepted that an open maw in need of braces for its yellow teeth was the chosen logo for an otherwise typical and cool superhero.

Ham and pork

Piss after fapping. TWO STREAMS

Well…you made me feel one iota less justified in sending my dad a shirt with Bootlicker in large font.

YEAHHH SHITTYMORPH

I learned the word “disgorge” from this article.

A more interesting pic:

*Editing to say I didn’t notice the sub, and I don’t mean to suggest the OP pic was subpar. I just got excited and wanted to share the other images too.

That’s kind of overwhelming to me. It’s like there’s no bottom to that rabbit hole. I love it and I have so many questions.

Needs more Aztec death whistle

His pants boner goes straight through the table.

I miss u/shittymorph

LOL yes! As soon as the urethra spoke, one third of the audience left. Yeah it’s a bad movie but I loved how the audience squirmed.

I second the Dear Esther mention. I almost feel like it’s a dead body starting at me from my Steam library for the past decade+.

You risk denying Robo his shrine.