I honestly can’t tell which parts are hyperbole and which came from actual events.

There is the Waffle House Index for measuring disaster severity.

Why do the worst games produce the most amazing reviews?

Isnt this how you get crowdstrike? I feel like this is how you get crowdstrike.

Hmmm…

Eh, that’s pretty normal for a patent.

I thought red was automatic transmission fluid?

Some people say Skyrim has the best horses, but I say it’s Forestry Simulator 2017

I’m hoping it’s spring loaded and makes that scroll “fwip-fwip-fwip-fwip” noise.

I don’t know whether we would have ever gotten the absolute brilliance that is Turg if proper customization weren’t available.

I love how comically oversized that ladle is for the pot, and honestly the entire kitchen. It reminds me of the 3 foot potato smasher I accidentally ordered several years ago.

How did it end up like this?

Could Biden just fucken pardon everyone of their student debt? I think the Supreme Court ruling says he can.

Just do it!

Huh, my glaucoma looks more like macular degeneration. I have a fairly sizeable blind spot smack in the center of my left eye because of it.

For some reason I can’t read “Speaker of the House” without getting Master of the House stuck in my head.

Hey you, you’re finally awake.

Considering the precedent the current court has set regarding past ruling, couldnt a future court reverse this one?

Is there anything that isn’t a viable method for beating Dark Souls?

Fuckin love my RAT. Best mouse I’ve had, but yes, it is a bit weird looking.