Who the fuck keeps (and uses) a phone for 8 years?

Not a chance

Seems a shame to fine someone who is handed 10’s of thousands of tax-free dollars a week (guess) such a small amount

Upvote for the Nina Simone reference and a great, relevant song then as well as now.

or ground-penetrating radar

How did this dude get off so easily in his trial?

Just like Trump did. Duplicitous, shitty republican (state) senators voting for their party and not their constituents

Hey look, he bought David Byrne’s “Stop Making Sense” suit

…only by others in their profession.

Was the company that got $500k a licensed, bonded reputable corporation or was it a dude with a dumptruck and access to a shit-ton of sand? Did whoever it was come to the HOA center and give a presentation “Dropping Science” and make a case for whatever plan for the “seawall” they had? If the property owners legally signed off on the plan then they rolled the dice and it came up craps.

I’d settle for some lake beachfront property

The person/company who “designed” and/or built this fragile seawall should be on the hook for most, if not all, of that utterly wasted money

Anyone who decides to to kill themselves by what is generally considered to be one of the most painful ways to do so is not worthy of being taken seriously

barely

Or…you know, maybe drink a full Pedialyte

Or a face mask connected to a Nitrogen tank.

Being so tired you open a door and slide a child into an oven thinking it is a crib is one thing. Doing that and then turning a knob to turn the oven on is another.

Be nice to your knees

I love it…after the incompetent bitch cop says “have a great day sir” he tells her to go fuck herself

Until “they” are caught it is not obvious. They could have dumped and burned it after all the attention. “They” are obviously not the sharpest tools in the shed.

UPDATE: Now we know: “Wichita police Lt. Aaron Moses said there was no evidence it was a “hate-motivated crime” but rather the intent was to sell the metal for scrap.”

https://apnews.com/article/jackie-robinson-statue-theft-arrest-c959797761a726fe3611b1b4ee641e8f

I will be interested to know if it was stolen for its scrap value or because of racist backlash