Catholic eh? Someone should contact his local church and remind the pastor of canon law:

“Canon 1397 §2 is a paragraph of the canon 1397 of the 1983 Code of Canon Law of the Catholic Church; the paragraph states: “A person who actually procures an abortion incurs a latae sententiae excommunication”.”

He was excommunicated the second his payment went through.

Well because I’ve wrecked my sleep schedule and need a pick me up to finish the days chores I’m usually microwaving leftover coffee. I need help haha

This might sound crazy, but when the kids are asleep I hold the microwave door button in as I shut it. It’s pretty darn quiet

“We’re trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”

Nature’s boobs

Do you take Pepsi points?

My mom slept loose and here I am

I’ve watched Hbomberguy’s Roblox oof video probably 10 times now. It’s fascinating. Thanks for this meme I love it!