The tip is: Buy the bigger ship.

At this point it’s “unmoderated comments section” moment. Pretty much all public spaces are infested with this stuff now.

A true lesser of two evils scenario, then. I’m sorry those are your options.

I’m very far from a Musk fan and hate the massive leap towards Kessler Syndrome that Starlink satellites have wrought but… I think you should get Starlink.

The joke is that people (including the main character/OP) feel comfortable criticizing others when those others don’t know about the criticism, but as soon as they do, the anti-confrontational/cowardly/etc. part of them immediately regrets being critical.

This must be censored due to no pants.

That’s not a “weird tail,” that’s his exhaust, you ignoramus.

Y’all act like you didn’t take Duckology in preschool.

I resent your implication that I cannot connect the dots, but I will demonstrate just to show you how wrong you are.