Declan Smartwood

Studying law at Oxford. I am prosperous individual bound for greatness.

My annual growth is something people will never surpass. I’m highly intelligent—unlike most of humankind. 🙄

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Cake day: August 21st, 2023

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  • Declan SmartwoodtoMemes@lemmy.mlThanks Google
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    1 year ago

    Friend of mine actually does this. It’s a rather lucrative business model. Yeah, it’s bad for the environment—but why give a fuck? He nor I live there anyway. Hence, it’s not our problem. Let the next generation deal with the consequences.


  • To be honest, if you date you’ve already lost. I for one don’t need an app, yet I still have coitus with a woman on a weekly-basis. No matter what people tell you—women are after your money. Either be poor and lonely for the rest of your life or instantiate a fruitful business and climax every week. Women come to me—not the other way around.

    But hey everyone, keep up with your red pill mentality. Meanwhile, a rizzler the likes of me will be sleeping with your sister.



  • Declan SmartwoodtoMemes@lemmy.mlNot Happening
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    1 year ago

    How come everyone is so against Elon? He may be a scammer, but honestly who cares? Lemmy and Reddit for that matter are merely mad, because Elon earns way more than their insignificant 9-to-5 job ever will.

    Wolves and sheep. Have fun staying the latter kid.