That’s funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.

Finally some good fucking news.

Pass the joint, bud.

I remember being younger than Bart. Now I’m older than Homer. Next stop: Abe.

Yeah, I had the same problem. Felt like it never fully healed.

I had one ring for about ten years and I don’t think it was ever noticeable through a t-shirt unless I pointed it out.

Josef Mengele died in 1979

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele

As a Canadian you should be more concerned with muskeg.

Ew no. They’re going to taste like silicone and suncreen I bet.

Haven’t seen it but the third Ginger Snaps movie takes place in colonial Quebec, I think.

Not quite a werewolf movie but there’s a Wolfman movie starring Benicio del Toro too.

Did the app just update and change how this is done? I don’t know how to switch accounts any more.

EDIT: Figured it out. Tap and hold on your profile name in the bottom centre of the screen.

Pizza Peacemaker. If you’re with a bunch of people with varying tastes and want to order pizza, you open the app and pass your phone around. Each person in turn puts in what they like and how much they want to eat. At the end the app tells you what you should order and how you should split the bill.

“Sorry, we’ll come back later when you’re feeling better.”

I guess that’s just a factor of this being a non profit thing. A user-built social media platform doesn’t have to do everything it can to retain user eyeballs for as many seconds a day as possible.

Fun fact: Spider-man wasn’t allowed to punch enemies in that show.

Nature is so beautiful.

With what money, Elon? You can’t afford to pay Google or office rent but you’re going to pay Mr. Beast?

Every accusation is a confession.

“Do as we say or we won’t let you do free work us any more!”