It might have a Trojan.

Wtf kind of warehouse is that? My garage is more of a warehouse.

Do they still use jumpers?

Lol yeah like it doesn’t verbally tell you, if that’s what they were expecting.

I’ve been sitting in the BIOS for 20 years now. Send help.

I assume doordash cannot be configured to use any of these.

RE RE RE RE FWD FWD FWD FWD Grandma

I think you and I are thinking the same thing. Guess we don’t ride horses.

He had children stay at his house and in his bed for sleepovers.

Many younger people today think it was all a conspiracy theory and he was framed because he was rich and being extorted. But this is stuff he actually admitted to.

Is this an ad for Golden Grahams?

Also moms were not “thicc” Women were fit and attractive in the 80s.

But not in anger.

At first I read debate me as delete me. And I was like fuck it, go ahead.

Is that thing locked into that position? Or will it teeter forward as soon as you put the car’s weight on the front of it.

What does pedemic mean?

And who is Pathagrerious?

I can’t tell if this post is a joke or not.

Couldn’t you do this joke for anything you might measure in milligrams?

Which is, well, pretty much everything.

A Clockwork Orange

You are special.

OP’s pic isn’t even the original brick Nokia.

I remember like 25 years ago, getting into some argument with my girlfriend on the phone. After we hung up, I spiked that phone on my office floor, it bounced back up like four feet in the air. I chipped the corner of that bigass sliding battery, but the phone still worked. Not sure my iPhone would handle that. Though they seem pretty durable, I don’t want to test mine like that.

Party in the front. Party in the back.

My wife fucked 10 kindergarteners and I’m afraid of crayons.