Rizz = charisma Ohio = bad Ohio skibbiddy rizz = you look like a fool and don’t even realize how foolish you are

And my axe

I feel ya brother. I live in a conservative small town, have a big beard, wear my hair in a high and tight cut, drive a truck and I can go on. I get mistaken by these people all the time as one of theirs. Thing is I couldn’t be further from them. My kids godparent (for lack of a better term) is trans. I call myself an equalist because I believe everyone should enjoy the same rights and treatment that I as a white cis male enjoy. It’s annoying as all get out that my personal aesthetic is so closely tied to these assholes

I live in Texas and one thing with all the people moving from CA is that they are mostly red voters. A lot of them were willing to move here because they felt it would better represent them while the blue people stayed. At least this is the sentiment that I’ve seen expressed from the people that moved here

I read this in Jim Gaffigan’s voice the way he says hot pockets

Hos hand looks so tiny

When I was in this position in my life I used parking lots of 24 hour gyms never once got hassled or disturbed.

I look at it as earning my right to bitch about our elected officials

There is a fun read by H. Beam Piper called lone star planet. In it citizen’s were allowed to assassinate government officials given the caveat they surrendered immediately. They are then brought to trial and if they are able to prove the official was doing more harm than good to the populace they were let go with no charges.

And my axe