ArtyTester

Netflix the flamethrower!

he keeps tweaking his resume, cutting it from 10 pages to two, then beefing it up to 24.

I’m no expert, but a 24 page resume?! I think I found your problem bud.

No that couldn’t be it! Why wouldn’t someone want to work at a job that tears your body up so hard that many die within a couple years if retiring?

The Helen Keller conspiracy feels like it could be a real.

Maybe it needs to happen more.

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is now.

I think it’s supposed to be a joke about the Clintons and Epstein.

If he flys them in a Dem leaning area he will point out he saw more devices then registered voters so the Dems must be stuffing the box with illegals!

If he flys them in a Republican area he will say that he saw more devices then votes counted so the Dems must be throwing out Republican votes!

Win win! /s

In before he try’s to say there are thousands of missing votes because his drones saw more MAC addresses then votes counted. The logic will be “old people don’t carry phones so there should be EVEN MORE votes then devices!”