Keyword filters, then you can keep the rest of the news.

Harambe 🦍

Plus All them Witches and Danny Brown, show would be hype, $300 is a lot but not out of the realm considering regular ticket prices.

• now that I see it’s “per day” that is indeed a bit too much.

Filter out the names of the candidates and a couple of crazy billionaires and you can even keep the news subs.

Bubble sort? This wizard talk shall not pass.

My god, some of us can’t read past select queries and v-lookup ruins.

On a Friday no less.

Fake.

No one remembers Anon years later.

On this map I see a Rastafarian llama with a duck for an ass and tail.

The Nederlands is the duck.

Huh.

Japan was invading China.

But this is clearly fake and connected to the month of June.

Anon probably read a story about this happening and assumed the heir of the protagonist. Then used online for attention and group feedback on his projection that hiding in a cave is somehow based.

They are probably in that cave right now.

He owed an Austin Martin dealership. The car is a rare model worth far more than its sticker.

From what I understand about the new car business, I’d almost guarantee this car was floorplanned / purchased by the dealership itself (which he owned) and which then sold it for the final and ludacris sum listed.

I don’t doubt he is an out of touch candidate, with zero connection to his constituency and probably terrible ideas on governance, but this storey itself is slightly less remarkable than the headline suggests.

Excel wouldn’t stop converting sku numbers to date formats. IT guy was excited to share an “easy fix” for that with Open Office…

When I saw his genuine excitement as he described Linux, plus the security it provided I realized, if I ran Linux I’d have the best support in the company. And I did.

I eventually had to move on from Linux at work after 10yrs or so but it’s all I run at home.

All because of Excel and those fucking date codes. Which yes, Open Office solved as advertised.

And yes I know you don’t need Linux for that but it was a long time ago.

I find that last bit true with non-thong underwear as well.

I never played Fallout. Really enjoying the show.

I would say it definitely has a video game feel, that is they’re on a quest, within some kind of a side quest, additional characters seem like NPCs, and the chase just seems to go on.

No real complaint in that, it might be the best story version of a video game I’ve seen, but once you pick up on it it’s hard not to shake the thought.

You’re saying it’s fake, is it also, perhaps, happy in an old timey way?

RTJ for POTUS.

With Secretary of State DeLaRocha.

OH SHIT HE IS RISEN PRAISE BE

I mute most games. Wish there was the option for them to just broadcast crowd noise and refs.

Sleep paralysis was part of untreated apnea for me. And it sucks.

I’m not a doctor, but you might consider a sleep study if you can.

Reddit will put themselves out of business, they don’t need help.

Sp3z is no Lukas Matsson. Probably more of a Kendall.

I only have but one Up Lemm.ee to give. Or some shit.