I read it as “generals” the first time, but after reading these comments, now I only read “genitals” when I glance at the headline.
I read it as “generals” the first time, but after reading these comments, now I only read “genitals” when I glance at the headline.
Was he calling it “lube”?
Okay, that does make more sense.
She’s probably supposed to be raking the forest to prevent forest fires.
I read somewhere that he made a few million on them. It blew me away. It does not compute.
They both went viral somewhat recently. I think that’s the joke, Burns is so old and out of touch he mixed them up.
I had the same thought. It should be:
Won a golf game and they didn’t see me cheat?
Or maybe:
Won a golf game and they were too intimidated to complain when they saw me cheat?
Brain worms: The gift that keeps on giving!
I’m not from the states, why is the “The” important?
He’s going to need to be in a wheelchair
He’s never liked exercise, just like many of his fellow Americans. Man of the people!
drooling
He’s got someone to wipe up the drool, that’s job creation!
and unable to talk
He’s the strong, silent type!
before anyone in the right concedes that there may be an issue.
I don’t know if this will happen, unless he loses too many elections (??) and they suddenly drop him like a sack of hammers.
Wow, I can’t believe it’s been done!
The minigun would work for any police helicopters too!
That’s right! My mom does think I’m special!
He looks as orange as Trump!
Do it with Temple of Doom! I want to see the pope yelling some Latin gibberish and trying to rip indigenous Indy’s heart out of his chest.
I knew a Jennifer who used “Niffer” as a nickname!
It’ll come out a year or two after the AI craze crashes!