Why is Santa ribbed for her pleasure.
Ho ho ohhhh!
That base does not look flared enough
No flared base, no go. Safety first everyone.
Bonus round:
A very merry Christmas indeed!
Santa Claus is coming.
Talk about a stocking stuffer.
It’s nice to be on the naughty list.
Will he fit in my chimney?
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Ding dong! Merrily on high
St Dickolas
I now understand why mommy couldn’t wait for Santa to show up!
Has she been a good or a bad girl?
A very bad one.
It’s penetration time then
Someone’s full of Christmas spirit.
Is there something like c/theyknew ?
A selection of these little jolly chaps are going to feature in ER stories soon about “a fella who slipped in the shower and accidentally sat on a Christmas decoration”.
You made me understand what this was about, thank you!
Don’t become a statistic my friend.
Welp, that’s going down a chimney tonight!
They knew.
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3 each for a Hoe Hoe Hoe
This makes me miss r/MildlyPenis
Or r/theyknew
