House Republicans voted Wednesday to formalize an impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden as their investigation reaches a critical juncture and right-wing pressure grows.
It would be fucking hilarious if he gets a subpoena to testify and shows up in a tan suit. Maybe bring a bottle of Dijon mustard just for good measure. I would pay good money to see that.
Right wing people in general have lower cognitive scores, manifesting in a direct misunderstanding of how government processes work. They think you can impeach based off of feelings instead of facts. They also think impeachment means the immediate removal of a sitting president.
Orange calls to extort foreign nation in exchange for election dirt on opponent: Republicans - “We don’t see noting but a perfect phone call”
Joe Biden breaths: Republicans - “ImPEeEEeeEEEECh!!!”
To be fair they can’t complain about Biden being black or wearing a tan suit…
It would be fucking hilarious if he gets a subpoena to testify and shows up in a tan suit. Maybe bring a bottle of Dijon mustard just for good measure. I would pay good money to see that.
Or Dijon mustard on his hotdog
Yellow mustard is the wife-beater shirt of condiments.
Or bring Muslim, dude is the most genuinely religiously Christian president since Carter
I’m willing to bet that there’s at least one MAGA republican who is convinced that Joe Biden is secretly a black guy
Right wing people in general have lower cognitive scores, manifesting in a direct misunderstanding of how government processes work. They think you can impeach based off of feelings instead of facts. They also think impeachment means the immediate removal of a sitting president.