• misterundercoat@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    I disagree with your conjecture.

    Indeed, matter is finite. However, you are making the assumption that eating shrimp destroys the matter. In fact, eating the shrimp simply returns the matter to the ecosystem, where it will eventually contribute to more shrimp.

    Unless you can prove the eventual heat death of the universe, which Red Lobster™ is prepared to fight in court.

    Signed, Red Lobster Legal Division

    P.S.: If you even think about trying to make Cheddar Bay Biscuits™ using one of those online recipes, we will pursue legal action. We make Nintendo look like Linus Torvalds.