A federal jury in Illinois has found that several major egg producers in the U.S. conspired to price-fix eggs between 2004 and 2008.
  • HiddenLayer5@lemmy.mlEnglish
    29·
    1 year ago

    1. Company steals a thousand dollars each from their customers.

    2. Customers file class action lawsuit.

    3. Judge rules the company has to pay a million dollars even though they stole a total of ten million.

    4. Lawyers take half, the customers each get two nickles and a pop-up middle finger novelty toy.

    5. GOTO 1

    Class action lawsuits are utterly broken which is why companies fuck over customers with zero hesitation.

    • Nougat@kbin.social
      111·
      1 year ago

      Don’t you know you’re supposed to number your lines in BASIC by tens, in case you need to insert something in the middle? You’re going to end up having to renumber all your lines!