Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has a history of harsh anti-gay language from his time as an attorney for a socially conservative legal group in the mid-2000s.
homosexual marriage is the dark harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy that could doom even the strongest republic.
Jesus fucking christ! For a guy harping on about “traditional gender roles” (aka celebrating toxic masculinity and misogyny) he sure is a hell of a drama queen!
Not gay or a Jew but you had me at space lasers. So that’s one cis white male you’ve already converted to the cause.
Edit to add: oh! I am an ordained minister and have already performed 2 weddings (50% success rate over a 10 year period), so I volunteer to do the weddings.
Jesus fucking christ! For a guy harping on about “traditional gender roles” (aka celebrating toxic masculinity and misogyny) he sure is a hell of a drama queen!
That’s actually the name of my black metal band: Dark Harbinger of Chaos and Sexual Anarchy. Doom the Republic is our latest album.
That better be true. Don’t give me hope.
No, but here are some quick AI attempts at album art for you:
A few more tries: Make the Sexual Anarchy! and, my favorite: Dark Harbinger and the Sexual Anarchy 🤣
Spoiler tag because boobies.
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My votes for the last one, I like the white letters. Something tells me Johnson would too.
Ditto
That last one is sick
Ah I got crop dusted by your glitter, curses!! 😅
Way to make queer people sound super cool.
Apparently, gay people are so powerful that they can tear down an entire society just by getting married.
Hey gay folks. Want to join up with a straight Jew? I’ve got a spare space laser here we could use.
Mazel tov, mutherfuckers hits the button
Not gay or a Jew but you had me at space lasers. So that’s one cis white male you’ve already converted to the cause.
Edit to add: oh! I am an ordained minister and have already performed 2 weddings (50% success rate over a 10 year period), so I volunteer to do the weddings.