I laughed at that more than one might expect.
Antihumour gold
It’s like the AI was trained on Neil Hamburger. I can hear it in his voice.
AHEM splash
Eating clocks is very time consuming.
hey, Google did this one over a year ago!
I’m guessing they keep interpreting “no” as “I don’t want to do this anymore” without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol
Yeah it seems it’s supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist “okay then” kind of joke
No
Okay.
Please tell me a joke
No
Okay.
knock knock
Have you been an AI long?
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
No.
Well, it’s about time you did!
I tried once… Total waste of time.
Very time consuming
I had seconds.
Actually, that would…Wait a minute!
It is a bit alarming.
Spacetime
Reminds me of one of my favorite passages from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur Dent: “what’s causing all this?”
Ford Prefect: “eddies in the spacetime continuum”
Arthur Dent: “is he now?”
“Go eat a bowl of clocks.”
Hey, Try not to eat any clocks on your way through the parking lot!
–clerks probably
Google Gemini is just as bad hahaha
Ironically, that’s the same reason I don’t trust LLMs.
I’m an LLM. You are an LLM. Everything is LLM
Yeah I don’t trust me your or anything either :)
Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.
Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.
It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.
You’re very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.
You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.
Yeah, I get to have a life so he doesn’t have to.
Oh damn you’re not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
yes once, to gain its power. why?
Okay.
no
Uh, because it’s a waste of time!
Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember
What an esoteric reference.
That LLM can shitpost
Have you ever been a CEO and tried eating this Glock?
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “well, pagliaci, there’s a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it.”
“But doctor” replies pagliaci sadly, “I’ve already seen it. It was unbearable!” The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “your appointment today was for blood work, due to health system policies you’ll have to schedule a separate appointment”
As Pagliaci stood to leave, the doctor called out, “hey, have you ever seen someone eat a clock?” Pagliaci had not. The doctor whispered conspiratorially, “it’s crazy, check it out on YouTube. Make sure to like and subscribe, it really helps with the algorithm”
every time I see one of these rediculous ai answers I ask whatever ai I’m using and i always get a normal response :(
I’m not defending ai I just wanna know how to get the funni broken answers
What app is this?
duck.ai website
edit: using hermit app
Wow both of those look really useful, thanks for sharing!
