The manhunt for the suspect who killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson has now entered its fourth day as authorities learn more about his movements before the attack.
“He was a person with a deep sense of empathy and clear passion for improving access to care. Our hearts are with his family and his colleagues during this difficult time.”
I’ve instituted a new and innovative AI algorithm that determines whether my heart goes out to someone who died, as a first pass measure. It really increases the efficiency in determining who deserves my sympathy.
Oh? It has just output: “Deny, Defend, Depose”. How curious.
They’re in the same business. They have to believe that what they are doing is advancing access to care by making sure the companies are solvent. It doesn’t matter what the truth is. To quote George Constanza- “It’s not a lie if you believe it”
Really?
Legit I thought this was about the assassin when I first started reading this.
Notice how it’s a statement from another insurer
This statement is in direct conflict with his actions.
ohhhhh…this statement is about the CEO
Even psychopaths can have empathy for their close ones…
They usually don’t, though. Some of them can pretend, but it’s often rather hard to live with a psychopath. Lack of empathy is part of the definition.
I’ve instituted a new and innovative AI algorithm that determines whether my heart goes out to someone who died, as a first pass measure. It really increases the efficiency in determining who deserves my sympathy.
Oh? It has just output: “Deny, Defend, Depose”. How curious.
Seems reasonable, it must be tough for the family and friends of the guy on the run.
They were referring to improving access to care for share holders … not the medical care of clients
They’re in the same business. They have to believe that what they are doing is advancing access to care by making sure the companies are solvent. It doesn’t matter what the truth is. To quote George Constanza- “It’s not a lie if you believe it”
I doubt those at the top believe in anything other than the almighty dollar.
Probably just AI generated slop. Didn’t even bother with using the in house PR team on it.
“Generate a sympathetic statement for death of person. Keep it under 50 words.”