If he’s going to spread baseless rumors about people, then he should be scrutinized too. Maybe attention should be drawn to the fact that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. Or Ted Cruz was a notorious creep on campus. Or if we want a new one, how about… Ted Cruz likes jerking off to images of JD Vance fucking couches.
The man is a fucking ghoul.
If he’s going to spread baseless rumors about people, then he should be scrutinized too. Maybe attention should be drawn to the fact that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. Or Ted Cruz was a notorious creep on campus. Or if we want a new one, how about… Ted Cruz likes jerking off to images of JD Vance fucking couches.
I heard a rumor that Ted Cruz pisses his pants on purpose because he likes the warm feeling between his legs.
While imagining himself as the couch?
God no, he isn’t gay, he just likes to watch.
Yeah, we all know Lindsey Graham is the couch.