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minus-squareGormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up71arrow-down2·8 days agoAnd it’s a bottle opener Because nothing screams manly like alcoholism
minus-squareAnivia@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·8 days agoIf you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren’t alcoholic
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 @monyet.cclinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 days agoREAL MAN OPEN THEIR BOTTLE WITH THEIR TEETH
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoI usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.
minus-squareSc00ter@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 days agoSo uh… the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table… Am I poor or an alcoholic?
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 days agoFor starters, you don’t own a very fancy coffee table.
minus-squareSc00ter@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 days agoSorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-27 days agoA wild Vance appears
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoOh well in that case, at least the couch is fancy. Jorkin Dapeenits has discerning tastes.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days agoFor the man who never fixes anything. It is criminal to not put some more tools on that card.
THE official MAN CARD 😆
And it’s a bottle opener
Because nothing screams manly like alcoholism
If you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren’t alcoholic
REAL MAN OPEN THEIR BOTTLE WITH THEIR TEETH
I usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.
So uh… the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table… Am I poor or an alcoholic?
For starters, you don’t own a very fancy coffee table.
Sorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table
And your couch?
A wild Vance appears
Oh well in that case, at least the couch is fancy. Jorkin Dapeenits has discerning tastes.
TIL I’m actually manly
For the man who never fixes anything. It is criminal to not put some more tools on that card.