🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agoAnon makes a deal with a demonsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1644arrow-down111
arrow-up1633arrow-down1imageAnon makes a deal with a demonsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agomessage-square33fedilink
minus-squareMrJameGumb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up87·3 months agoThe human race then perishes from starvation shortly after due to no one wanting to eat bland salt free food
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·3 months agoThere’s plenty of non-ocean salt, it’s just sea salt is stupidly easy to get
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months ago… ifyou have access to the sea. Landlocked countries (and some non landlocked) have salt mines.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoAnd stupidly delicious.
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down3·3 months agoOnly British people will survive.
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down5·edit-23 months agoAh, but our spirits are bound to Earth by the salt, so the human race just becomes a ghost race.
minus-squarexantoxis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 months agoLife in the oceans dies. Life on land, which relies on life in the ocean, mostly dies. Demon gets you soon enough anyway
The human race then perishes from starvation shortly after due to no one wanting to eat bland salt free food
There’s plenty of non-ocean salt, it’s just sea salt is stupidly easy to get
… ifyou have access to the sea.
Landlocked countries (and some non landlocked) have salt mines.
And stupidly delicious.
Only British people will survive.
Ah, but our spirits are bound to Earth by the salt, so the human race just becomes a ghost race.
Life in the oceans dies. Life on land, which relies on life in the ocean, mostly dies. Demon gets you soon enough anyway