LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months agoWhat was "the incident" at your work place?message-squaremessage-square169fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareWhat was "the incident" at your work place?LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square169fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareScrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.techlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoThe amount of times I hear people telling me that “I should just do it in Excel”. Excel. Is not. A database.
minus-squarefubo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoExcel is a single-assignment dynamically-typed functional programming language with a really obtuse editor.
minus-squareScrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.techlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoStop… Stop… I’m already dead
minus-squareStrider@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoClose enough when your actual database system is written in fucking COBOL.
The amount of times I hear people telling me that “I should just do it in Excel”. Excel. Is not. A database.
Excel is a single-assignment dynamically-typed functional programming language with a really obtuse editor.
Stop… Stop… I’m already dead
Close enough when your actual database system is written in fucking COBOL.