My wife and I got to do a “swimming with a capybara” experience. My wife forgot about the instructions to not wear anything dangly because the capybara may play with it.
Well, she wore a bikini top that had a big bow in the front.
That capybara motorboated my wife like he was Vince Vaughn after a dry spell.
I just turned to the other (horrified) guests, shrugged, and said I didn’t blame him.
I have an oddly relevant story.
My wife and I got to do a “swimming with a capybara” experience. My wife forgot about the instructions to not wear anything dangly because the capybara may play with it.
Well, she wore a bikini top that had a big bow in the front.
That capybara motorboated my wife like he was Vince Vaughn after a dry spell.
I just turned to the other (horrified) guests, shrugged, and said I didn’t blame him.