• Zron@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        Yeah but his only advice is to harvest the blood of your children to prevent aging.

        Stock market advice? Invest in blood transfusions

        Dating advice? Blood transfusions make you look young and sexy

        High cholesterol? More blood

        Low potassium? More blood

        Too much blood? Weirdly enough, also blood transfusion.