• Doc Dish@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    I used to have a cherry tree in my garden. I was sitting in the branches picking cherries, when I saw a blackbird (not an SR-71) sitting on the outer twigs eating cherries I couldn’t reach. He had a look in his eye that said “these are my cherries and there’s nothing you can do about it!”

    Then a sparrowhawk took him out in front of me and ate him. That’ll teach him.