• edwardbear@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    No reasons to be concerned, citizen. The former head of the largest surveillance agency in the world just joined as a C-level member to the largest data scraping company in the world

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        5 months ago

        You will tell the AI all of your most private thoughts and feelings. The AI will be your closest friend, lover, and confidant.

        If you refuse to let the AI know everything about you, you will be considered a terrorist pedophile… a TERROR-PEDO!

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          5 months ago

          How dare you have secrets? What are you hiding there? Why are you trying to have privacy? How dare you?

          • Optional@lemmy.world
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            5 months ago

            Remain calm. Assume the position. Your patience is appreciated. A legally authorized operative will be with you shortly. Stop resisting. Or else it gets the hose again.