I don’t know if this is legit NSFW but it’s most certainly cursed

  • riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 months ago

    why put soft boiled eggs in? dont they know that the heat inside the body is already high enough to boil an egg? dont belive me? try it and shove a raw egg in your butt!!

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      5 months ago

      Wow. I can’t believe that actually worked.

      (Tip: you have to keep it in there for a pretty absurdly-long time, or it’ll still come out kind of raw. Basically, hold it in until you think you can’t possibly hold it anymore, and then add another 2 hours)

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      5 months ago

      If you have a hard time doing that you can just swallow the egg whole, it’ll be transferred to your butt eventually.