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A car company that doesn’t design any new models doesn’t sound like one that’s going to stick around too long.
To be fair… how long did it take them to design the cyber truck?
Somebody should have been fired along time ago.
Yes. Elon.
From the looks of it, about 5 minutes on the back of a napkin.
Producing the abomination… now, that took a while.
it looks like a 4yo’s crayon drawing. So maybe the placemat at the wafflehouse.
I think we all know who drew it though.
6 monkeys, 4 minutes. 2 pens. 1 wet beer coaster
Elon never had any plans after creating his sexy lines. S 3 X Y.
Except he then made the Cybertruck, so it’s now S 3 X Y C.
He couldn’t even do that right.
afaik it’s S 3 X Y C A R S
R = Roadster S = Semi C = Cybertruck A rumored to be the “model 2” idk
Is that true?
What an incel loser lol 😂
Maybe a model 4. In leet speech A is replaced by 4.
So they cancelled models H, I, K, and 5? Damnit…
Briefly thought this was the onion, before remembering who is in charge at Tesla
Well I admit, that exploded in poo and recrimination faster than I thought it would. Well done, Tesla Board of Directors. You sure earned your billions of dollars.
I knew for a while that tesla is just shit, but i never expected it to be an elaborate pyramid scheme
Wow… nothing says good future prospects of your company than laying off your new product development team.
Is this really a scheme to make “line go up” for Elmo to cash out? This is short sighted as ever.
And I’ve never been a Tesla fan, but they had effectively “won” the charger war. On the heels of that victory, they plan to cut the team that developed it. Genius.
Eta: and I guess to save money, their Public Policy team is being replaced by an AI that responds to any subpoena or government communication with 💩.
So… he’d rather watch the company die slowly than sell it to someone competent. Awesome.
It’s a publicly traded company; no competent person would buy in at the absurdly overinflated stock price that exists now. Because a competent person would recognize that Tesla having a market cap over 50% higher than Toyota’s is completely fucked and there is no way in hell anyone could make Tesla actually worth what it’s trading at. A competent person would also recognize that Tesla’s ridiculous valuation is because of the shameless lies of hype merchant and snake oil salesman Elon Musk who, if you purchase the company from him, will no longer be around to trick sad losers into believing his laughable promises about self-driving, or robots, or AI, or whatever the hype cycle brings next.
company die slowly
Elon: hold my beer
The Lemon Stand I deliver to has one of the original roadsters before Elmo bought the company. I wouldn’t mind having that slice of history before the company finally crashes
I bought a poster of the orignal roadster in like 2008 at an elementary school book fair, shit was so cool
This was my desktop wallpaper back in the day.
Another true genius move by business genius™. Us lesser minds just can’t comprehend the depth of his 5D chess moves.
Musk’s going to take over new car development and announce the model D that’s shaped like a tiny penis. AKA “The Elon”.
At least Cyrus would finally have an upgrade
9mm, safety, always off.
That’s very strange. On the recent earnings call the Muskinator said they were bringing forwards the release of new models.
Must have some genius way to do that without the new models team and a charging infrastructure.
Unless he’s just running round saying one thing and then making stupid decisions 2 minutes later. No past evidence of that though…
Possibly collaborating with the incumbent manufacturers on a joint platform, so they aren’t designing their own cars anymore. They have lost a tremendous amount of credibility with the cyber truck, and all they have to show for it is a massive recall liability.
