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minus-squarecm0002@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up112arrow-down1·7 months agoOhhh, Fisker the Car company not Fiskar the scissor company.
minus-squareJaymesRS@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·edit-27 months agoFiskars the blade company also makes Gerber products. The knives, not the Baby food.
minus-squarenegativeyoda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·7 months agoBabies can eat knives if they’re brave enough
minus-squareJaymesRS@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 months agoYou can eat anything, once.
minus-squareThassodar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months ago“It’s not a war crime the first time.”
minus-squarewahming@monyet.cclinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoHave you met babies? They’ll eat anything, period. Except their food. That’s half the challenge in parenting.
minus-squarenegativeyoda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoYes, then they become toddlers and anything besides pizza or chicken nuggets is you trying to poison them
minus-squarebitwaba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-27 months agoAnything’s a baby if you’re brave enough? Amidoinitright?
minus-squaretriptrapper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoKnives, the cutting implement? Not The Knife, the Swedish electronic band?
minus-squareThe Assman@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down2·7 months agoI bet they’d make a sharp looking car
minus-squareTriPolarBearz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months agoStop with the puns… We get the point
minus-squareThassodar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months agoI get that we’re chopping it up here, but can we cut back on the puns?
minus-squareFisk400@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·7 months agoIn the irradiated wasteland after the climate wars there will be a blacksmith somewhere stamping Fiskars on the crude sheers he uses to shave his two headed sheep.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·7 months agoThen he will be zapped for trademark infringement with an orbital laser operated by the space oligarchs.
minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoI was pretty worried about that TBH. I don’t buy them frequently but that’s because they’re usually good tools that last.
minus-squareiFarmGolems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·7 months agoPhew! Close one.
Ohhh, Fisker the Car company not Fiskar the scissor company.
Fiskars the blade company also makes Gerber products. The knives, not the Baby food.
Babies can eat knives if they’re brave enough
You can eat anything, once.
“It’s not a war crime the first time.”
Have you met babies? They’ll eat anything, period. Except their food. That’s half the challenge in parenting.
Yes, then they become toddlers and anything besides pizza or chicken nuggets is you trying to poison them
Anything’s a baby if you’re brave enough?
Amidoinitright?
Knives, the cutting implement? Not The Knife, the Swedish electronic band?
It’s Fiskars
I bet they’d make a sharp looking car
Really cutting edge.
Stop with the puns… We get the point
I get that we’re chopping it up here, but can we cut back on the puns?
Scissor me timbers!
In the irradiated wasteland after the climate wars there will be a blacksmith somewhere stamping Fiskars on the crude sheers he uses to shave his two headed sheep.
Then he will be zapped for trademark infringement with an orbital laser operated by the space oligarchs.
TIL it’s spelled Fiskar
I was pretty worried about that TBH. I don’t buy them frequently but that’s because they’re usually good tools that last.
Phew! Close one.