Multi-shot upgrade. Get slingshot. Shoot $100 bill with my slingshot. Fires double the amount of money. 💰 profit? 📈💸
You could also put on one man bukkake shows
Considering the serial and things would be the same, this is basically just a high-quality counterfeit, ya?
Could switch to coins.
Or just gold shot.
i’d have to go find some and I’ve got this printer ink right here
Cocaine. Or CPUs.
Oh wow! That shit is more valuable than unicorn blood.
That’s a good one!
My vision’s never been great, so I’ll gamble on looking like Obama being more literal than sharing his physical appearance.
That’s a great bet to make! I’d personally pick big onion. It intrigues me.
Probably turns you into Shrek
yellow :3
:3
Well by that username we all know what you picked :3
Big onion
Backflips. Never been the least bit athletic aside from my lifting strength and endurance. Just to surprise the everliving hell out of my friends and then never do so again without ever offering an explanation.
What if losing the ability means breaking your neck on the last try?
A few is more than two. You could safely do two flips and leave it at that, which would still be pretty cool.
Well obviously not gunna break my neck… But one solid backflip would be enough to gaslight my friends.
Would only serve to further shock his friends!
Old Ones Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken, take the life that must be taken!
Look, there was no way we could know it would summon a Lake Troll
Brown pill so that I can force any set to be compact and make math like 69% easier.
Green green green green I fucking love the great old ones I want my sanity to abandon me and to laugh and scream and learn new ways to hurt eachother
No you misunderstand, that pill just makes a loud noise go off in a retirement home.
Ooooh, nice, I’m always game for more multishot. I’ve got too much base damage bonus, I need more multipliers on my build.
What is multi-shot upgrade do?
Multishot
It’s pronounced “MUL-MUL-MUL-MULTISHOT!”
Obama as now, or at the same age as me?
30 YO Obama looked amazing.
Backflip.
I imagine that means my body won’t hurt and I’ll have the athleticism to do a few backflips until I’ve done them. If I don’t do them, then my body is just suddenly healthy and pain free.
At 40, I’ll take that shit.
No, that’s literally the only exercise you can do. Your body is absolutely optimizer to do 3 backflips and nothing else.
Why would I exercise?
Do I get to pick the team for the baseball caps?
They’re no-name caps
Cool! I like plain caps. Would they vary in color every time?
Ugh.
I know right
Do I get to be as tall as Obama?
Definitely old ones.
Tell me more about this big onion. Do I get a big onion or become a big onion?
I don’t know. I picked it but it hasn’t yet arrived.
