It’s like an epidemic. I’ve tried like 4-5 cafes now and it’s all like drinking battery acid. Do they just not care? Or do you think they believe it’s meant to be like this? If that’s the case I feel bad for them.

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    Same, all of those third wave specialty hypetrain shops serve unpalatable crap. It’s acceptable in a dairy drink as they mellow down the flavors, but that’s not what I think “special” should imply.

    You know where you get a decent espresso? Some Italian ice cream parlor. And they didn’t inflate the prices as much either, since it’s not their core product.

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      I did find a good shop in an Italian bakery. That’s a good tip. The one I visited today though was all up their own ass about roasting their own beans and doing off the equipment but I’m the end it was terrible

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        Yeah I had the same experience a couple times. The more snobbish they are, the worse it tastes. Bloody hipsters.

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        Yep. Can’t speak for all of them of course, but the ones around me increased the price of an ice cream scoop from 50 cents to over 2 bucks, but the espresso didn’t even go up 20% in the same time.

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      Acidity might have its place in an Americano or dairy drink, where it’s diluted down. But in an espresso shot, or worse yet, a ristretto? Hard pass. If I want to put something in my mouth that shrivels my intestines and makes my butthole pucker up, I might as well munch on a lemon. Fully on board with @[email protected] here.

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          There’s an entire universe of coffee between currently fashionable pale roasts and typical Starbucks destroyed black beans. That is not the alternative.

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          Caffeinated milkshakes, you mean?

          I’ll use them as a last resort, but not worth the money. The cold Americano is just about the only thing that I can drink that tastes ok, all other drinks are indeed bitter. I guess they are intended to be drunk with sugar.

          When it comes to fast food chains, honestly the McDonald’s coffee is the best of the bunch. Their flat whites are not bad at all.

          Worst is probably KFC.

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            Even their pour-over, which is all I get, is terrible.

            I agree McDonalds coffee is great. Not complex, but well-executed and consistent. Basically a cup of Folger’s, which is what I grew up on.

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      How dare you! Seriously though I’m all for acidity it is needed for good coffee. But it should not hurt my mouth or throat lol. Espresso doesn’t need to be burnt, I think it just tastes that way sometimes because people lean toward dark roasts as they are so much easier to brew.

      • I don’t think I’ve ever tasted coffee that acidic, although once I roasted just barely past the first crack and it was a bit sour. I thought it wasn’t bad, TBH; I got a lot more flavor variety out of it, but usually I go a bit farther and try to hit second crack during cooldown. I stopped the roast on my current batch at the second crack, and it’s far darker than I prefer. At that point all I taste is bitter and smoke.

        Maybe the difference is that I don’t generally drink espresso; I use my Elektra to make cappuccinos, and then I’m not doing that, I drink cold brew. Bitterness overwhelms all other flavors for me, so I do everything I can to avoid it.

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    Probably they’re more focused on their milk drinks. The milk really fills the acid, making the whole thing nicely tangy. Not really an excuse tho - if they have espresso on the menu it should be good.

    EDIT: “dulls” not fills.

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    I’m a roaster. Part of it is that people put so much importance into making coffee with freshly roasted beans. when you roast beans they give off co2. Ideally you want to let the beans sit for a day or 2 to degas. It’s the same reason seltzer water has an acidic taste, it’s full of co2

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      That’s part of it. The other part, however, is more neglect than anything else. They dial in their grinder for the first batch, and that’s it. Never again. That’s fine for that batch and, sometimes the next, but it starts losing calibration after a while. Add that to the fact that each batch needs to be dialed in for pique flavor, and you get crappy, often times acidic or sour, pulls.

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    My town too OP. All the trendy roasters like the fruity floral notes of the light roasts but i can’t its like drinking stomach bile.

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    I guess it’s like my mother said before she shot my father: if you want it done right, do it yourself!

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    Yep. Great little French (style) bakery/cafe near me can’t come close to pulling a decent shot. WHY??

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      The two lessons I remember about traveling to France is their coffee tastes like shit and their wine is fantastic.

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    Are You adding milk, a few shots of syrup, some cocoa powder and a whip cream topping? Most Americans find this cuts down on the acid and the shops are likely catering primarily to them. Also, machines that are not kept clean can build an acidic taste. Ask them if they have an espresso with some robusta blend. I prefer these over pure aribica espressos as they have a more well rounded, less acidic profile.

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    Find an Italian place. Or an old mom and pop shop. Or you can always lick some of the burnt tires that you find along the highway if you really miss the taste of that robusta shot. /s

    To each their own. No need to crap on what other people like.

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    For almost ten years now I’ve been encountering lots of drip coffee with some kind of “rotten” flavor note to it.

    It’s vaguely like hops in a way. A funky note, similar (experientially; I understand it doesn’t come from the same process or ingredients) to what a wheat beer has that other beers don’t.

    Anyone else know what I’m referring to?

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      It’s the fermentation process. You’ll find it more in natural processed coffees or honey processed. Even more so with anaerobic fermentation or yeast based fermentation.

      What you’re looking for is washed coffee, or commodity coffee with no mention of the processing. Or dark roasts, as the taste of heavily roasted coffee will negate a lot of the taste that is inherent to the bean and the processing. A bit like a well-done steak.

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      Rancid oils? Like a “break-room-at-11am”-flavor?

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        Actually yes, I think rancid oil could be similar. Do coffee beans have oil in them?

        I’m not sure what you’re referring to with the break room thing, unless you’re referring to butter left out too long and gone rancid?

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          If you ever want to see it leave some coffee in a container in direct sunlight. They will ooze oil everywhere

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          Tons of oils. And the darker they’re roasted, the more the oils come out and get exposed to oxygen and get rancid. Once you identify the smell, you can’t unsmell it. These oils stick to everything, especially plastic coffee drippers.

          The “break room smell” I’m referring to is the lingering, heavy, overpowering stink of rancid coffee clinging to everything in a break room where the 20-year-old company dripper have gurgles along every morning, that has never seen any cleaning more advanced than a quick rinse of the glass jar.

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            I should have been trusting my gut and not drinking that coffee then. Rancid oils are pro inflammatory I think.

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              I mean, almost all coffee that’s not freshly ground and brewed in a perfectly clean machine is rancid anyway. I know people who actually associate this taste with coffee itself, and won’t enjoy a cup until their moka pot has been “properly seasoned”.

              Your grandma’s drip coffee? Rancid. From the vending machine at work or in a gas station? Rancid. Every single preground package at the store? Rancid. From your brother-in-law’s $2k bean-to-cup machine? You guessed it, rancid. The 10yo nespresso you salvaged from a friend to bring at your desk? Boy you don’t wanna know how much crap gets trapped inside over the years.