I can’t recall ever shitting my pants as an adult. Some farts that came with a little extra baggage, but no full on shits.

I did get terrible food poisoning or something on a backpacking trip and had a split second to react. I ripped my pants down and projectile shit in front of my backpacking peers. So I suppose I could have shit my pants then but I opted not to. I still agree with my choice, the embarrassment of shitting in front of them was better than hiking in shitty pants for miles, which still would have been embarrassing but also very uncomfortable and unhygienic.