walking out of my apartment to get something to eat and notice this. Full note reads:

please stop using your vibrator on the ceiling, we are just walking normally! If you dont stop we will report you! You’re the ones who chose to live on the 2nd floor not my issue!

-your upstairs neighbor

I’ve heard of people getting mad over someone walking too loudly, i dont think I’ve ever seen the counter tactic of sticking your vibrator onto the ceiling though…

  • PeeOnYou [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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    9 months ago

    my partner came into the bedroom late one night to find me on two stacked chairs hitting the ceiling with a broom in our bronx apt. She thought i was sleep walking and when i went back to bed and laid down she went back to the living room to continue working.

    She asked me about it the next day and laughed her head off when I told her our upstairs neighbor left her vibrator on and it must have fallen to the floor. It was buzzing for a good 5 minutes across their floor before I got irritated enough to try to hit the ceiling.